| Us: | (speaking of how dogs enjoy munching on her clothes) |
| Me: | Hah. That means that you're a cross-species beauty. When the aliens come you'll be their new queen. |
| Maija: | You are so odd. But I already know I'm the queen. Giiiirrrrllll, you is way behind. |
| Me: | GIRL DON'T MAKE ME WRECK YOUR NASTY SELF CAUSE YOU DIDN'T CHECK YO SELF |